As is always the case in a festival week, a very quick trot through the book before I go to bed (9:30 at latest) Though before I start, hats off to my doppelganger who appears to have infiltrated the Cheltenham background music box as we have Stone Roses, The Cure, Happy Mondays and Lightning Seeds on an infinity loop. Lovely. Quietest day of the week and turnover was pretty modest and if anyone in this blog complains that we won't get a rag skinner on Gold Cup Friday they'll

My annual student day assessment and the synopsis is that we still like them. I know these days get a lot of stick from folk, and I understand that, but the reality we repeatedly find is that we haven't seen the horror stories quoted on social media. We've always found students to be unfailingly polite and genuinely interested in how everything works. I'm not saying it doesn't happen but, believe me, these days are a breeze compared to certain other days when the inebriated b

Double debuts for Cairn Bet as my little lad Matthew (now 3 inches taller than me) finally gets on course after the New Years Day false start. He's a handsome chap and a significant upgrade aesthetically on me (former holder of Cairn Bet "pretty one") and Simon, 50+, light beard. He's a quiet guy and I thought there may be some nerves but he looked pretty calm going into battle. Our 2nd new boy was Jack (not Kerouac but indulge me in a little poetic licence...) who is conside

NEW YEAR'S EVE So we start Wednesday night as I'm wrapped in a sleeping bag on the couch alternating antibiotics and steroids with the promise of Night Nurse to come to give me half a chance of a kip. Simon is travelling to Peebles to stay overnight - he's a good lad - and he passes the journey with 10 phone calls between us as we assess the options for one of the biggest/only days of the winter. We have a photo of the layout and we're pressing and guessing what to do. All of

We start the night before in The Brickyard in Carlisle. Big Country gig with my bookie mates Mike, Paul, Joe and Lynn. I'd not really met Joe properly before but we bonded over shared antipathy, Joe being the blue side of Merseyside and me being the red. Llandudno v Oslo fans in the banter stakes. And a great guy. Given that we had a long day ahead on the Saturday I'm disappointed to report that Mike forced me into that 5th, possibly 6th, IPA, Paul made me sing heartily and L

Oktoberfest brought out the lederhosen as surely as the best Saturday in September (for us at least) in Scotland brought out the wind and...

I could also have called this blog "Welcome To The Cheap Seats" which would've given The Wonder Stuff their CairnBet debut as I can't...

We start, not at Perth, but at Ripon where Simon had his best ever solo day with us. Massive congratulations, especially as this is our...

We start by skipping forward to the betting around race 4. A couple of issues with card machine and we were in "cash only" mode. The...

Evening meeting for us which always coincides with the start of The Fringe and, similarly, always coincides with a minimum half hour...

Family Fun Day at Musselburgh where the queue for the (free) ice cream generally outstrips the queue for the betting by a factor of 200...

"50+ man with light beard". Might be the happiest moment of the year, including Poniros being a skinner in the Triumph Hurdle. Simon, you...

After Friday's 4 race misery we looked forward to busier times today. 4 races in on Friday night and we'd barely laid 100 bets in total...

Not often we reference a film in the title but it's Tuesday as I write and, given what actually happened was 3 days ago, I appreciate...

It's Sunday, I'm still in jetlagged mode from spending 8 hours a day standing up in 30 degree heat on a tin tray when the only 30 degree...

Yes - I know it's the abridged lyric but the full version is bigger than my Twitter character allowance. Long, hard day for everyone...

Most bookmakers bet on the grass at Ascot. The good people in the maintenance team spray paint hash marks in front of our pitches where...

As is becoming our festival tradition, the preamble is being written the night before so we have no idea how we've done. Regardless of...

I forgot the card machine. Again. 3rd time (un)lucky. For those that are up to date with our previous card machine travails, no I haven't...