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Royal Ascot 19/6/25 - I had a hat dropped it down picked it up, slapped it on my head
Yes - I know it's the abridged lyric but the full version is bigger than my Twitter character allowance. Long, hard day for everyone...
Royal Ascot 18/6/25 - The Painted Desert
Most bookmakers bet on the grass at Ascot. The good people in the maintenance team spray paint hash marks in front of our pitches where...
Royal Ascot 16/6/25 - Incompetence Pants
As is becoming our festival tradition, the preamble is being written the night before so we have no idea how we've done. Regardless of...
Perth Gold Cup 8/6/25 (Don't) Fall On Me
I forgot the card machine. Again. 3rd time (un)lucky. For those that are up to date with our previous card machine travails, no I haven't...
Musselburgh 7/6/25 - Satellite Of Love
Not a love in for Elon and his Starlink (or Lou Reed for whom the title references) I'm afraid, more a homage to the vagaries of Met...
Perth Ladies Day 15/5/25 - Blue Thursday
Firstly - apologies for the complete absence of a blog for the 3 day festival at Perth, at which we attended all 3 days, but a slipped...
Musselburgh 19/4/25 - All The Small Things
The second in our Easter double header and, after the apathy of the betting on Good Friday we were expecting better things on Easter...
Newcastle 18/4/25 - There and Back
A quick trot through today's betting as we've barely got home and got through our Chinese and have Musselburgh tomorrow so we're having...
Ayr Scottish Grand National - 12/4/25 - All The Young Dudes
A delay in getting this out nearly as long as watching Amazon Prime stream via a 1980s copper wire. It's still half time on the telly as...
Aintree/Newcastle 6/4/25 - Let Down/Paranoid Android
Radiohead double header for what was a CairnBet double header and I simply had no other band option this week, as me and the infinitely...
Musselburgh 21/3/25 - Groundhog Day
I may have used this title before but, let's be honest, it would be apt if I had. Though the headline could just as easily have read...
Cheltenham Gold Cup 14/3/25 - Shaking Through
Another year over (and a new one just begun - or at least it will in a couple of weeks for tax purposes...) An awful lot written re crowd...
Cheltenham 13/3/25 - The Times They Are A Changin'
We're always happy to do requests hence the title of this week's blog. And a) it's indicative of our day and b) unsurprisingly it's the...
Cheltenham 12/3/25 - Jimmy, Jimmy
As is the case with festivals, we are on a quick turnaround and it's a case of out of the door at 8am, bet all day, crawl out of the car...
Cheltenham 11/3/25 - Money for Nothing
As is my festival wont, I am writing the preamble the night before so I have no idea, at this point, how we've done. I do know that,...
Newcastle 22/2/24 Fade Out (Again)
Last year we didn't take enough to make this a workable meeting. Newcastle weren't playing that day until 8:00, if I remember rightly, so...
Premierisation Half Term Report - The BHA Bobble
I used to play footy quite a lot in my younger days. I had a mate who played a lot too - great guy, my best man in fact, and, despite...
Musselburgh Student Day 2/2/25 - Filling The Void
I like student days. There, I've said it. I like student days. I totally understand why regular racegoers are less keen and avoid them...
Musselburgh 1/2/25 - Paranoid And(roid)
It's been a month. You forget stuff after a month. God knows how we ever traded that first meeting after Covid if you forget stuff after...

