NEW YEAR'S EVE So we start Wednesday night as I'm wrapped in a sleeping bag on the couch alternating antibiotics and steroids with the promise of Night Nurse to come to give me half a chance of a kip. Simon is travelling to Peebles to stay overnight - he's a good lad - and he passes the journey with 10 phone calls between us as we assess the options for one of the biggest/only days of the winter. We have a photo of the layout and we're pressing and guessing what to do. All of

We start the night before in The Brickyard in Carlisle. Big Country gig with my bookie mates Mike, Paul, Joe and Lynn. I'd not really met Joe properly before but we bonded over shared antipathy, Joe being the blue side of Merseyside and me being the red. Llandudno v Oslo fans in the banter stakes. And a great guy. Given that we had a long day ahead on the Saturday I'm disappointed to report that Mike forced me into that 5th, possibly 6th, IPA, Paul made me sing heartily and L

Oktoberfest brought out the lederhosen as surely as the best Saturday in September (for us at least) in Scotland brought out the wind and...

I could also have called this blog "Welcome To The Cheap Seats" which would've given The Wonder Stuff their CairnBet debut as I can't...

We start, not at Perth, but at Ripon where Simon had his best ever solo day with us. Massive congratulations, especially as this is our...

We start by skipping forward to the betting around race 4. A couple of issues with card machine and we were in "cash only" mode. The...

Evening meeting for us which always coincides with the start of The Fringe and, similarly, always coincides with a minimum half hour...

Family Fun Day at Musselburgh where the queue for the (free) ice cream generally outstrips the queue for the betting by a factor of 200...

"50+ man with light beard". Might be the happiest moment of the year, including Poniros being a skinner in the Triumph Hurdle. Simon, you...

After Friday's 4 race misery we looked forward to busier times today. 4 races in on Friday night and we'd barely laid 100 bets in total...

Not often we reference a film in the title but it's Tuesday as I write and, given what actually happened was 3 days ago, I appreciate...

It's Sunday, I'm still in jetlagged mode from spending 8 hours a day standing up in 30 degree heat on a tin tray when the only 30 degree...

Yes - I know it's the abridged lyric but the full version is bigger than my Twitter character allowance. Long, hard day for everyone...

Most bookmakers bet on the grass at Ascot. The good people in the maintenance team spray paint hash marks in front of our pitches where...

As is becoming our festival tradition, the preamble is being written the night before so we have no idea how we've done. Regardless of...

I forgot the card machine. Again. 3rd time (un)lucky. For those that are up to date with our previous card machine travails, no I haven't...

Not a love in for Elon and his Starlink (or Lou Reed for whom the title references) I'm afraid, more a homage to the vagaries of Met...

Firstly - apologies for the complete absence of a blog for the 3 day festival at Perth, at which we attended all 3 days, but a slipped...

The second in our Easter double header and, after the apathy of the betting on Good Friday we were expecting better things on Easter...

A quick trot through today's betting as we've barely got home and got through our Chinese and have Musselburgh tomorrow so we're having...